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(650): View more from California

I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets

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(201): View more from New Jersey

he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing

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(336): View more from North Carolina

i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance

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(574): View more from Indiana

i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone

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(801): View more from Utah

he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?

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(619): View more from California

Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.

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(904): View more from Florida

Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again

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(330): View more from Ohio

Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?

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(801): View more from Utah

I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.

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