my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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