This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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