im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
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Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
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I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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