If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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