And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
