he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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