I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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