I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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