do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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