JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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