Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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