just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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