She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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