he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
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As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
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You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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