i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Randomize
