Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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