Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
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Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
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Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
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