I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
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Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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