He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
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I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
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I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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