If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
