In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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