how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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