I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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