scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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