Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
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You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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