I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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