I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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