just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
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She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize