...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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