i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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