is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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