Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
bring money and cleavage
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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