We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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