i jhust puked up my retainher.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I yelled at your uterus for you.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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