Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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