Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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