I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Im part way to drunk.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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