dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
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Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
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I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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