that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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