i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
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