i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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