Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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