Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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