K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Drunk is a universal language darling
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