He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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