Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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