She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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