So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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