you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Randomize
