garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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