im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
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I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
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whose parrot is this?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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